You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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