Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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