Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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