isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
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I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
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I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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