very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
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I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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