But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
