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  in pain and im wearing pink underwear

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  so?

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  i dont own pink underwear

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.

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  Go her

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• (876): View more from Jamaica

  i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?

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• (207): View more from Maine

  And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...

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