Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.