I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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