doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Randomize
