Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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