I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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