oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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