New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
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You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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