Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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