I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
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Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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