all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
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Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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