one two three fourrrrnication!
well I can't set my house on fire every night
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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