She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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