just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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