Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
