I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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