people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
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And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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