Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Randomize
