What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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