super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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