Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Randomize
