I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I seem to have left my pride at pride
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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