I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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