So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
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You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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