Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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