You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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