im drinking this country out of the recession.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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