my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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