So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
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