i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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