I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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