handjob tips. give me some.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
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Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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