Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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