So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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