Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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