I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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