Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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