some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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