im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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