If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Can i not drive my cunt home
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
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Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
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