My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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