Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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