I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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