Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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