There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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