he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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