If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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