And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
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I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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