Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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