i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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