During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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