Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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