In the future we'll all be gay
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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