I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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