He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
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Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
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I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
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