sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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